I'm Just Dying To Live

“He looks like a total nerd, right? This guy looks like a geek, but his name’s Mike. He’s one of the most hardcore guys in the scene.”

“He looks like a total nerd, right? This guy looks like a geek, but his name’s Mike. He’s one of the most hardcore guys in the scene.”

When you feel like screaming but you no one’s going to hear it and your roommates will probably just think you’re insane.

tinytinysquid:

webslinging:

blackronswanson:

THE WONDERFUL THING ABOUT TIGGERS IS TIGGERS WILL FUCK UP YOUR MORNING JOG

#their tops are made out of rubber their bottoms are made out of springs and their hearts are full of FUCK YOU

khlamydiaa:

what the fuck is this

goateyes:

“Already did. Hated everything.”

She’s so pretty and perfect and nice and lovely and awesome and perfect.
She’s going to have my babies, with her DNA then I’m going to steal them.

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lucy-vanpelt:

Wine Wednesday
Thirsty Thursday
Fourloko Friday
Shitfaced Saturday
Sloshed Sunday
Messed Up Monday
Tipsy Tuesday

Welp. Now that my week is planned…

I feel like I did something wrong last night but I cant remember…

That moment when you see a spider in the shower.

lcpllosee:

Or you’re just not a little bitch and you kill it.